CANCEL THE FIRE SARAH ZABEL! CAMPAIGN

We regret to inform our readers that the FIRE SARAH ZABEL! Campaign has come to an abrupt halt due to the surprise withdrawal of Marianne Salazar from the race. This means that Circuit Court Judge Sarah Zabel will, for a second time, run unopposed and automatically serve 6 more years on the bench.

For an important update to this story provided by Stephanie Kienzle, go to: http://www.votersopinion.com/2014/05/05/its-official-im-weird/